Big Girl's Blouse

Look at you now: you’re a Big Birl’s Blouse
When you should be out, doing us proud
Given to distraction & what distraction gives to you
How can you expect to find your feet
when you’ve so many pairs of shoes?

You not taking the all pills in your antibiotic regime
Because you say they don’t match the day’s colour scheme
So ask the nice lady at the dispensary: 
“Can I have my pills in neutral please?”
Because you did say you really want to get better
At least, right after this cigarette yeah

Look at you now: You’re a big girl’s blouse
When you should be out, doing us proud
Driven to distraction & what distraction drives you to
How can you expect to find your feet
when you’ve so many pairs of shoes?

Like you said your life was a mess
Wanted a change - what would I suggest?
But before I get to say you go: “I know, I know..."

"I’ll meditate; smoke to lose weight

"...and change hairdresser”

Look at me now in your big girl’s blouse
It really shouldn’t be allowed
Driven to distraction & what distraction drives you to
What is it that you’re hungry for when you never touch your food?

Stop sitting at home in front of the telly

Pull your finger out you wet nelly 

Stop sitting at home in front of the telly 

Pull your finger out and give it some welly

You big girl's blouse

Song lyrics by Ben Harrison. Performed by Etc.